by Ryan | Oct 12, 2017 | Marketing Update
Well friends, it’s been pretty rough out there lately… Terrible President First, We The People elected a sexist, racist, xenophobic boob to run our country. In other words, we gave the keys to arguably the most powerful nation on the surface of the planet...
by Ryan | Sep 14, 2017 | Marketing Inspiration
Everybody loves buying a new car! Well, everybody loves zipping down the street, marinading in “new car smell,” whilst stroking supple leather and rocking out to the satellite radio (courtesy of the free year long subscription your new ride just happen to...
by Ryan | Aug 17, 2017 | Marketing Update
Welcome to the third installment of the Stepford Wife trilogy! Who knew I’d get so much mileage out of a campy ‘70s b-movie thriller??? But then again, who can resist “perfect” robot wives, right? So here we are… Anyway, thus far we’ve covered… == > The Stepford...
by Ryan | Aug 10, 2017 | Marketing Inspiration
In my last post, we discovered your website may indeed be a… Stepford Wife robot! In other words, your website’s content sounds exactly like every other business in your industry. And we learned this is big problema! Chiefly because generic messaging… == > Fails to...
by Ryan | Aug 6, 2017 | General News
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